Whenever you hand somebody a coaster this is what you are really saying. "Don't Fuck Up The Table!" These witty and fun coasters are handmade out of baltic birch wood. Each piece is then hand stained and imprinted. They work great, make a fantastic conversation piece, and are just super fun and clever. Each coaster measures 4" x 4" and is 1/4" thick. Each order consists of 4 wood coasters. An original product made by Wooden Shoe Designs, Inc.
Width: 0.6 cm (0.25'') Length: 10.2 cm (4'') Height: 10.2 cm (4'')
0.172 kg (0.38 lb)
Width: 10.4 cm (4.09'') Length: 10.7 cm (4.21'') Height: 1.8 cm (0.71'')
- THE IDEAL COASTER SET FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR - Whether you are the life of the party or having the party of a lifetime, these coasters are perfect. Guaranteed to make you laugh every time you see them. Because you know, whenever you hand somebody a coaster this is exactly what you are thinking, don't mess up my table.
- LOOKING FOR THE BEST GIFT? - Perfect for white elephant gifts, Christmas presents, housewarming gifts, birthday presents, hostess gifts, or to add a unique flair to your own home bar. Imagine the recipients face when they open a set of these joke coasters. It is guaranteed to be the best gift they get.
- DO THEY ACTUALLY PROTECT YOUR TABLE? - What good is a coaster if it doesn't work? Our wood coasters are handmade in the USA using hand picked Baltic birch. We then coat each one so they will not only protect your bar, coffee table, or any other surface, but they look great doing it. Plus they are reusable and super durable.
- HOW MANY DO YOU GET? - We include a set of 4 coasters with each other.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - Backed by our satisfaction guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason, we will happily provide a full refund.